These Jokes

Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
Some types of meat like to play around a lot. These are generally the game types.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
If I had a nickel for every time I’ve said “I’m confused,” I’d be thinking “where the heck did all these nickels come from?”
Excuse me… Do these shoes make me look fast?
Visitors are Doolin over these gorgeous views.
I have these chicken n_ggets. Now all I need is U!
"In these difficult times, when so many people are having trouble finding enough to eat, we are extending the “five-second rule” to a full ten seconds."
– Ron Piraro
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
“I would say that the hardest thing about being a parent is these goddamned kids.”

- Andy Richter.
These sea monster jokes are so funny.
They had me kraken!
Happy birthday”- these two words
Are very often said
Many times and everywhere
They have been heard and read

If I use these oldish words
Believe me, that it’s true
From the bottom of my heart
They spring and just for you

(Horst Winkler)
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
There’s no trick in these pants.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.