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Theories Jokes

Diving Puns
Everyone is getting so paranoid, and diving into conspiracy theories lately...
Must be something in the water.
Funny Marriage Quotes
“Before I got married, I had six theories about raising children; now I have six children and no theories.”—John Wilmot
Closet Puns
I wanted to buy a book on Albert Einstein's theories but it was on the top shelf...
It's information that's way over my head.
Clever Jokes
Why are conspiracy theories are like moon landings?
Because they're all fake.
Funny Parenting Quotes
“A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.” —Dave Barry