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Teddy Jokes

Birthday Jokes
What did the Teddy Bear say after blowing out his birthday candles?
No cake for me… I’m stuffed!
Classic Pick Up Lines
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
Thanksgiving Puns
What is a teddy bear’s favorite Thanksgiving food?
Stuffing!
Bear Puns
Why didn’t the teddy bear eat his lunch?
Because he was stuffed.
What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
A teddy boar.
Why didn’t the teddy bear want any dessert?
He was already stuffed.
Food puns
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.
Cake Puns
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his dessert?
Cause he was stuffed.
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.
One Liners for Kids
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
They’re always stuffed!
Puns
A little girl is having a tea party with her teddy bear.
"Would you like anything to eat Mr. Bear?" she asks.
"No thanks, I'm stuffed."
Birthday Puns
What did the Teddy Bear say after blowing out his birthday candles? No cake for me…I’m stuffed
Water Puns
What do you call a wet teddy bear?
A drizzly bear.