Teddy Jokes

What is a teddy bear’s favorite Thanksgiving food?
Stuffing!
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
They’re always stuffed!
What did the Teddy Bear say after blowing out his birthday candles? No cake for me…I’m stuffed
Why didn’t the teddy bear eat his lunch?
Because he was stuffed.
What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
A teddy boar.
Why didn’t the teddy bear want any dessert?
He was already stuffed.
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his dessert?
Cause he was stuffed.
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
What did the Teddy Bear say after blowing out his birthday candles?
No cake for me… I’m stuffed!
What do you call a wet teddy bear?
A drizzly bear.
A little girl is having a tea party with her teddy bear.
"Would you like anything to eat Mr. Bear?" she asks.
"No thanks, I'm stuffed."