Tan Jokes

What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?
Why didn’t sin and tan go to the party?
Just cos.
What kind of tan did pilgrims get at the beach? Puritan.
The native Indians were laughing at the Pilgrims for being so pale and never getting a proper tan.

But they did get a tan. A puritan.
Maya got a nice tan in Mexico,
maybe next time Yucatan with me?