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Supply Jokes

Chocolate Pick Up Lines
I only wanted a week's supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.
Nerdy Pick Up Lines
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
Beer Puns
A never-ending natural supply of beer?
Hops springs eternal.
Funny Aging Quotes
“The first 40 years of life give us the text; the next 30 supply the commentary on it.” – Arthur Schopenhauer
Planet Puns
My wife just yelled that I should fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth to reach a supply of water and die.
I know she means well.
Chuck Norris Jokes
What's the one office supply you never want to ask Chuck Norris to give you?
The Three-Hole Punch.