Substitute Jokes

Soccer Puns

A team may be talented, but there is no substitute to this, no train no gain!

Peach Puns

What do they do when the fruit educator is sick? They bring in a substitute peacher.

One Liners and Short Jokes

As a substitute teacher, I get up every morning and ask myself the important questions in life; Who am I? Where am I going?
And then I check with the school to find out.