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Studying Jokes

Blond Jokes
Doctor: "You look exhausted."
Blond: "I am. When your nurse phoned me yesterday and told me that I have to come today for a blood test, I spent the whole night studying for it."
One Liners and Short Jokes
Why was the physicist studying gravitational fields handsomer than the one studying electrical fields?
Electrical Fields may be repulsive at times, but Gravitational Fields are forever attractive.
Dear Mom and Dad
A college student sends a letter to his folks back home Dear Mom and Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. My profe$$or$ are al$o $uper cool! With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you. Mi*$$ you guy$! Love, Your $on - - - - - - - Dear Son, I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh. Love, Mom and Dad
Crow Puns
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
Couch Puns
I'm studying the meaning of couches in different parts of the world.
It's really PhillySOFAcal.
Geology Puns
Dwayne Johnson is studying his family history
Is that Genealogy or Geology?
Space Puns
I thought about studying the astronomy for my university. But then I thought, I would just be taking up space.
River Puns
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
Greece Puns
Brother: "My friend John is in Greece studying abroad."
My Dad: "What's her name?"