Studied Jokes

Did you hear about the scientist that studied nectarines? He won the Nobel Peach Prize.
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
I love making new friends.
That’s why I studied under Dr. Frankenstein.
I studied archeology
Now my life is in ruins.
There was an Old Man of Vesuvius,
Who studied the works of Vitruvius;
When the flames burnt his book,
To drinking he took,
That morbid Old Man of Vesuvius.