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Stones Jokes

Geology Puns
Who is a geologist’s favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
Monster Puns
Why did the skeletons stay out of the forest?
Because sticks and stones will break their bones.
Bone Puns
Someone said, "sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me."
So I through a dictionary at them.
Funny Limericks
There was an Old Person of Chester,
Whom several small children did pester;
They threw some large stones,
Which broke most of his bones,
And displeased that Ols Person of Chester.
Chuck Norris Jokes
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.