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Steel Jokes

Laundry Puns
When I don't have time to iron a shirt, I just steel one.
Utensils Puns
My eating utensils were forged from forged steel, so don't mess with me or I'll fork you up.
Someone stole my cutlery set, but we were unable to identify the thief
It was stainless steel.
Food Pick Up Lines
Even my new stainless steel cookware set isn't as slick as you.
Engineering Puns
Professor: "What's a hydraulic ram used for?" "It's where you get steel wool!"
Plant Puns
My dad works in a steel plant.
He says it's very riveting.
Hockey Pick Up Lines
My skate blade is not the only thing made of steel.
Food Quotes
"I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon."
— Ellen DeGeneres