Spiritual Jokes

What do spiritual gnomes say when doing yoga? Gnom-aste.
I tried to phone the spiritual leader of Tibet once, but I was sent a big goat with a long neck instead.
I must have phoned Dial-a-Llama by mistake.
“Marriage is not just spiritual communion; it is also remembering to take out the trash.”—Joyce Brothers
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.