Simple Jokes

My strategy is simple, knocking them down a pin at a time.
What’s the best way to catch unicorns? Simple, by herding them all to one corner.
What should someone do if they are stuck between a jaguar and a tiger? Simple, just take the Jaguar and drive away from the tiger.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t.
It’s sad that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs.
Is it hard to count conifers? It’s as simple as one, two, tree!