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Signed Jokes

Tennis Puns
An orange and an apple signed up for a tournament. No one was surprised to find out they were both seeded.
Orange Puns
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
Blonde Jokes
A blond loses his check book, so he goes to the bank 2 days later to report it.
Bank manager: I warned you to be careful with your check book, because anyone can forge your signature.
Man: "I'm not a fool. I already signed all the checks so there is no space to forge my signature!"
Are you the one who signed up for the pee club?
Because if so, urine.
Blond Jokes
An blond loses his check book, so he goes to the bank 2 days later to report it.

Bank manager: I warned you to be careful with your check book, because anyone can forge your signature.

Man: "I'm not a fool. I already signed all the checks so there is no space to forge my signature!"
History Puns
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
At the bottom.
In history class, the teacher taught said the Magna Carta was signed in 1215 and to write an essay on it. A student handed in his work with "The Magna Carta was signed in 1215" written 150 times.
The teacher asked the boy, "Why did you write this?" The boy replied, "Because you always say that history repeats itself!"