Shift Jokes

Puns

I wanted to learn to drive a stick shift.
Thing is, I couldn’t find a manual.

Funny Parenting Quotes

“Once you sign on to be a mother, 24/7 is the only shift they offer.”

- Jodi Picoult.

Witch Puns

What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!

Lion Puns

Just finished my first shift as a lion impersonator.
It was a roaring success.