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Sharing Jokes

Seal Puns
Did you hear that the singer Seal left a night club event because of the revellers sharing derogatory poems about him?
He was dissed by the prose at a rave.
Food Poems
Roses are red, pizza sauce is too,
I ordered a large one, I’m not sharing with you.
Monkey Puns
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Prime-Mates!
Nerdy Pick Up Lines
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
Roses are Red Violets are Blue Jokes
Roses are red,
Pizza sauce is too,
I ordered a large one,
I’m not sharing with you.
One Liners for Kids
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
PRIME-mates.