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Shadow Jokes

Train Puns
What is as big as a steam locomotive, but weighs nothing? Its shadow.
Cosmetics Puns
Why did the model bring her lipstick and eye shadow to school?
Because she had a make-up exam!
Theater Puns
Opening a new shadow puppet theatre. Business plan says we'll make a fortune, but those are just projected figures.
Dinosaur Puns
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
One Liners for Kids
Why did the girl bring lipstick and eye shadow to school? She had a make-up exam!
What stays on the ground but never gets dirty? Shadow.
Chuck Norris Jokes
Chuck Norris used to beat up his shadow because it was following too close. It now stands 15 feet behind him.
Gorilla Puns
What is just as big as a gorilla but literally weighs nothing?
A gorilla's shadow.
Tree Puns
What is the same shape and size as a sequoia tree, but weighs nothing at all? The tree’s shadow.