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Sets Jokes

Fire Puns
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills ?
Bernadette.
British Pick Up Lines
You are the sun that never sets on the British empire.
Mushroom Puns
When darkness sets in, fungi much like many other organisms go to sleep, but in mush-rooms.
Clever Jokes
There are two types of people in the world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets.
Puns
A guy walks into a bar carrying a pair of jumper cables and sets them down on the bar.
The bartender said: "Now don't you start anything!"
Bread is like the sun, it rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.
Volleyball Puns
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
Password Puns
Apparently Dracula sets up a password for every website so he can click on Your Account.
Couch Puns
How many drum sets can you store on a sofa?
One per cushion
Cosmetics Puns
I always start my day with makeup. It's the foundation for a good day, y'know? It covers up anything from yesterday and really sets things in place so I can powder through my work.
Weather Pick Up Lines
I feel like I'm in Scandinavia, because when I'm with you it's like the sun never sets.
Funny Headlines
Nicaragua Sets Goal to Wipe out Literacy.