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Sentence Jokes

Marriage Puns
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I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jail.
But apparently, you're not allowed to end a sentence with a proposition.
Birthday Jokes
You know you’re getting old when…
You begin every other sentence with, “Nowadays…”
One Liners for Kids
Teacher: Use a sentence that starts with "I"
Bobby: I is...

Teacher: No, Bobby. You should say "I am", never "I is".

Bobby: "I am the 9th letter of the alphabet."
Language Pick Up Lines
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
Puns
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.
Writing Puns
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence
What did the period say to the sentence? We better stop now!
Why did the run-on sentence think it was pregnant? Its period was late.
Prison Puns
Who never minds being interrupted in the middle of a sentence? A convict.
Keyboard Puns
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
Grammar Puns
Why didn't the sentence have a period?
Because it was pregnant.
I was arrested by the grammar police for not using the full stop correctly.
I am now looking at a long sentence.
I violated grammar rules, so I got punished with the death sentence.
Death.
Oral Hygiene Puns
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.
How to Start a Sentence...
Teacher asks their class of children to come up with a sentence beginning with "I" After a few children come to the front with predictable statements about having a cat or a certain toy, a child steps up and says "I is-" and is immediately interrupted by the teacher, "I am!" She side-eyes the teacher, frowns and ignores her teacher, starting again "I is-" again, the teacher interrupts her, this time a little more snappily "It's I am! Use the proper word!" The girl turns to look at her this time, eyelids drooped with exasperation. "Fine," she sighs "I AM the ninth letter of the alphabet."