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Viking Puns
A man goes into a Chinese restaurant and sees people dressed like vikings
"Excuse me, ladies and gentleman. I am a well traveled man and the atmosphere of my excursions must be perfect. I must kindly ask you to leave."
A big, muscular man dressed in Viking armor walked up to the man and said
"Norway"
Crocodile Puns
A boy sees an alligator in the zoo and shouts,
“Hey, are you a caiman?”
The alligator replies, “I’m alright, thanks, kid!”
Utensils Puns
A piece of cheese sees his cheese friend looking a little disheveled. “Are you OK?” he asks.
“I’ve felt grater”, his friend coughed.
Toilet Puns
When a guy sees another guy at a urinal and makes sure to go two spots away, it's called "social pisstancing".
Brain Puns
What does a brain do when it sees a friend across the street?
Gives a brain wave.
Tableware Puns
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce?
Chicken sees a salad.
Yeti/ Bigfoot Puns
What does Bigfoot say when he sees campers in sleeping bags?
- Yum, Hot Pockets!
Ancient Greek Monster Puns
When a Minotaur considers himself an optimist is it that he sees his glass as half-bull?
Yard Puns
A chicken goes into a library. He stands at the librarian's desk and says, "Buk," so she gives him a book. A couple of minutes later, the chicken returns. "Buk," he says, and she hands him another book. This goes on and on.
Finally, it is the librarian's break time. She goes out back to get some fresh air by the pond. That is when she sees the chicken and a frog on a lilypad. "Buk," says the chicken as he tosses a book to the frog. "Reddit," replies the frog...
Puns
Two cowboys are lost in the desert. One cowboy sees a tree that’s draped in bacon. “A bacon tree ! We’re saved!” He says. He runs to the tree and is shot up with bullets.
It wasn’t a bacon tree, it was a ham bush.
A Tibetan monk sees the face of Jesus in a tub of margarine.
He immediately raises his eyes to the heavens and exclaims "I can't believe it's not Buddha!"
Lettuce Puns
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce?
Chicken sees a salad.
Salad Puns
What do you call a chicken staring at a salad?
Chicken sees a salad.
Beaver Puns
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"
Zebra Puns
A chap sees a zebra sitting on a seat beside him in the cinema eating popcorn. He says “what are you doing here?” The zebra says, “well, I enjoyed the book”.