Seafood Jokes

Food puns

Did you hear about the crab that went to the seafood disco? He pulled a muscle

I'm on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.

Horse Puns

What does a horse do when it smells rotten seafood?
It scallops outta there.

Monkey Puns

What kind of monkey likes seafood?
A shrimpanzee.

Fish Puns

Did you hear about the crab who went to a seafood disco?
He pulled a mussel.