A chap goes to see the doctor with salt on one ear and pepper on the other. The doctor says, “You need to start eating more sensibly”.
I put some salt on my mobile. Now it’s a saxaphone.
I took the recent snow warnings with a pinch of salt.
Someone told me I looked like a salt shaker. I took it as a condiment.
I had lunch once with a chess player at a restaurant with checked tablecloths. It took him 3 hours to pass me the salt.
Police arrested a man who dropped his phone in the ocean. The was charged with a salt in battery.
My friend accidentally got salt in his papercut.
Talk about adding insalt to injury.
Did you know that if you poured salt on a cat's tail it will fall off?
It's true! And if you pour pepper on a cat's tail, the pepper will also fall off.
What did the paprika tell the salt around Christmas?
Seasonings greetings.
If your doctor tells you to go on a low sodium diet, do you take his advise with a grain of salt?
When I was in basic training we couldn't have salt or pepper.
Those were reserved for the seasoned veterans.
What do you call a small Subaru car covered in road salt?
An Impretzel!
What kind of fish is only made of salt.
A tu-na.