Roast Jokes

Coffee Puns

What happens when two coffee lovers disagree on their favorite roast? It turns into a heated debate.

Cow Puns

The only difference between pea soup and roast beef is anyone can roast beef.

One Liners for Kids

Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can roast beef, but you cant pea soup!
What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickleback.

Food puns

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef.