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Remind Jokes

Clothes Pick Up Lines
You remind me of a diamond necklace because you sure sparkle and shine bright.
Funny Break Up Lines
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
Food Pick Up Lines
You remind me of milk - cuz you're doin' my body good.
Baby, you remind me of my spice cabinet - cuz you got a fine grind going on.
You remind me of cheese... I want you on everything!
Weather Pick Up Lines
You remind me of a thunderstorm: positively striking.
Canadian Pick Up Lines
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
Funny Parenting Quotes
“It’s weird, all those parenting books my wife made me read, and not one ever hinted that I’d have to remind my son not to touch the dog’s butthole.”

- Jr. Williams.
4th of July Pick Up Lines
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
Pumpkin Puns
Remind your kids not to overdo it on the pumpkin pie this time of year.
Or they might get autumn'y ache.
Bed Puns
Remind me not to get into another pillow fight... the risk for a concushion is too big.
Wine Puns
Whenever I feel like wining, I remind myself to put a cork in it.
Cycling Pick Up Lines
You remind me of my last biking accident. Because I am going head over heels for you.
Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you."