“I’m so naive about finances. Once my mother mentioned an amount and I realized I didn’t understand, she had to explain, ‘That’s like three Mercedes.’ Then I understood.” – Brooke Shields
The magazine my daughter gets each month always smells like perfume. I wondered aloud if they scent it. Then I realized, of course they sent it. Otherwise it would have never come.
The guests were already at the door and we realized we forgot to make dessert. As a last-minute resort, my wife took the skillet, spread some frosting on it and said, "Pancake".
