Pump Jokes

Cycling Pick Up Lines

Hey there cyclist, do you need to use my pump?

Bread Puns

What did the banker want from the baker?
To pump her nickels.

Funny Limericks

There was a Young Lady of Troy,
Whom several large flies did annoy;
Some she killed with a thump,
Some she drowned at the pump,
And some she took with her to Troy.

Halloween Puns

How do Rednecks celebrate Halloween? Pump kin!