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Pleasure Jokes

Father Puns
On Father's Day, I thanked my dad for his contribution to my birth.
He said it was his pleasure.
Funny Health Quotes
"I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward." - John Mortimer
Chocolate Pick Up Lines
Is your name chocolate, because you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.
Mexican Pick Up Lines
Are you a Bud Light Lime? Cause you look like a guilty pleasure.
Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke."