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Penny Jokes

Classic Pick Up Lines
If you gave me a penny for my thoughts I’d have just one penny, because i only think about one thing and that’s you.
Funny Limericks
There was a young woman named Jenny
Whose limericks were not worth a penny.
Oh, the rhyme was all right,
And the meter was tight,
But whenever she tried to write any,
She always wrote one line too many!
Fish Puns
Why did the sailor throw a penny into the whale’s mouth?
The sailor thought he was was a wishing whale!
If I Had a Dollar... Jokes
If I had a penny for every time I dropped a penny, I would have none!
Crab Puns
Why don't crabs donate to charity?
They're shellfish penny pinchers.
Sports Pick Up Lines
Hey girl, my gold medal might be shiny but it looks like a dull penny compared to that sparkle in your eyes
The Unexpected Windfall
A woman got up and out of bed and stretched and a penny fell out of her privates. She thought it was odd but kept on with her morning routine. She went to put on a pot of coffee and a nickel fell out of her privates. She was concerned but continued her morning routine. She drank her coffee and went to brush her teeth when a dime fell out of her privates. She really was getting concerned and thought to herself, "if anything else happens, I'm calling the doctor!". She got dressed and started to tidy up the house, and a quarter fell out of her privates and rolled down her pant leg. Concerned, she called her doctor. She told him.....a penny, a nickel, a dime an then a quarter. "No need to worry," He said "you're just going through the change."
One Liners for Kids
What did the penny say to the other penny? We make perfect cents.
What is brown and has a head and a tail but no legs? A penny.
Mall Pick Up Lines
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?