Owns Jokes

Color Puns

My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.

Boat Puns

What do you call someone who owns a boat dealership?
A Sailsmen.

Chuck Norris Jokes

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris undies.

Jokes For Women

When would you want a man's company? When he owns it.