Opponent Jokes

Tennis Puns

A hippie when his opponent disputes his calls: That’s pretty far-out, man!

Heart Puns

I heard about a football player who had a heart attack and collapsed on top of his opponent.
He was dead on a rival.

Peach Puns

What did the nectarine boxer say to his opponent? "You want a peach of me?"

Knight Puns

What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!

Chess Puns

What did Michael Jackson say to his chess opponent?
“It don’t matter if you’re black or white.”