Offensive Jokes

Okay, so, I *had* an offensive joke I wanted to tell about Ancient Rome
But I don't have the Gaul anymore...
Did you hear about the football player with the dirty mouth?
Yeah. He was an offensive lineman.
Why is earth worm humor offensive?
They only know dirty jokes.
“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.”
— Unknown