Norwegian Jokes

Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?
So when they come into port they can Scan-Da-Navy-In!
Norwegian archeologists have uncovered the very first Viking parenting book.
The title, translated into modern language, is *It Takes a Pillage*.
Wanna see my norwegian wood?
Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?
So when they come back to port they can scandinavian.