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Nearest Jokes

Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."
Deer Puns
Q. Which game do hunters go after first?
A. The nearest and the deerest.
Twinkle Twinkle Funny Poems
Twinkle twinkle little star,
Point me to the nearest bar.
Food Quotes
"At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom."
— George Carlin
Dog Puns
Why did the firefighters bring a dog along with them?
To help them find the nearest fire hydrant.
Nuts Puns
Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost?
The nearest Shell station.