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Mall Jokes

Corona Virus Jokes
This Corona virus is a blessing
My wife doesn't want to travel anywhere.

She no longer buys anything online, since everything comes from China.

she doesn't go to the mall to avoid the crowds.

she spends all of her time in a mask with her mouth closed.

Best thing that has ever happened to me.
Eye Puns
My eye doctor’s office is at the shopping mall.
She’s an Opthemallogist.
Cheese Puns
What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card? Go on a shopping brie.
Piano Puns
What was the pianist doing at the mall?
Chopin.
Mall Pick Up Lines
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
Funny Limericks
There once was a man stuck in a stall,
He tried to get out but would fall.
One day a man flushed,
The fat man just blushed,
And quickly ran out of the mall.