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Mall Pick Up Lines
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
Corona Virus Jokes
Girl, you make my crotch rise from the dead
Drugstore Pick Up Lines
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
4th of July Pick Up Lines
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
Easter Pick Up Lines
Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Coffee Shop Pick Up Lines
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
"Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does."
"I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception."
Christian Pick Up Lines
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Grocery Store Pick Up Lines
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.