Lumberjack Jokes

Goat Puns

Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke

Wolf Puns

Wolfs are named after lots of things around and about them. For instance, lumberjack wolfs are known as timber wolfs.

Unicorn Puns

Did you hear about the misguided unicorn lumberjack who was killing humans? He believed he was doing random axe of kindness.

Anti Pick Up Lines

Are you a lumberjack?
Why, because I give you wood?
No, because you have masculine forearms and you're wearing Wranglers jeans.