Limit Jokes

Astronaut Puns

I could have been an astronaut...
but my parents told me the sky was the limit.

Phone Puns

What is an unlimited phone plan? A limit cannot be charged.

Thanksgiving Jokes

Why did the policeman stop you on your way home last Thanksgiving?

Because you far exceeded your feed limit.
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Science Puns

My parents always brought me up to believe the sky's the limit.
Which was a shame because I wanted to be an astronaut.