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Lighting Jokes

Sorry Pick Up Lines
Sorry, could you turn it down a little please? Your smile is really lighting up the whole room.
Cheesy Pick Up Lines
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
Weather Pick Up Lines
Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
Classic Pick Up Lines
You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night, and I just had to come and say hello.
4th of July Pick Up Lines
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
Theater Puns
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.

Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
Everyone was spot on, you really did make a great theatre lighting tech.
Band Puns
Which band were way ahead of their time in the stage lighting department?
LED Zeppelin.
Frankenstein Puns
How does Frankenstein jump-start his day?
With a shock of lighting.