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Level Jokes

Ocean Puns
How are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean? They're both below C level!
Christian Pick Up Lines
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
The Little Girl and the Wittle Wabbit
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?" And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?" The little girl puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice: "I don't fink my pyfon really giveths a thit."
Mermaid Puns
Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?
They only know what's below C level.
Biology Puns
Why was the scuba diver failing Biology? Because he was below "C" level.
Knight Puns
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
Funny Break Up Lines
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
Joe in Hell
A man dies and goes to hell. As he approaches the gates he is stopped by the gatekeeper who asks for his name. "Joe." he replies. "Well, joe, I've found your name on the list. There are seven levels in hell, but since your only sin was cheating on a science test in the third grade, you will only be in the first level." "Oh, it won't be that bad then." joe replies. "Joe, that's the hottest level," says the gatekeeper in a pained expression, "because heat rises. You'd know that if you had studied for your test."
Animal Puns
All seals live at the same elevation
Seal level.
Computer Jokes
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define "Great" he said,
"I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
One Liners and Short Jokes
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define "Great" he said,
"I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.