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Computer Puns
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
Hockey Pick Up Lines
I've been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.
Ice Puns
What happens when and ice cube gets angry?
It boils with anger, then lets off some steam.
Baseball Pick Up Lines
Hey babe, now that the season's over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlight film.
Pig Puns
In the 5th month of every year, my aunt lets her pigs in the field…
It’s mayham!
One Liners and Short Jokes
You know you're getting old when your wife says, "Honey, lets run upstairs and make love,"
and you answer, "I can't do both."
After Stalin died, he met the angel of death. The angel explained to Stalin he can only send him to hell but he lets him to choose which hell.
"Do you prefer to burn in a capitalist hell or a communist hell?" It asks him.
I choose the communist one because there will surely be a shortage of coal.
Nerdy Pick Up Lines
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.