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Lean Jokes

One Liners for Kids
What did the little mountain say to the big mountain? Hi Cliff! Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That's just how I roll.
Puns
My friend Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet...
It made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean!
Head Puns
I bring my knees to my head and lean forwards.
That's just how I roll.
Beer Puns
Beer doesn't make you fat
It makes you lean.
Food puns
What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef What do you call a cow with no front legs? Lean Beef
Meat Puns
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef!
Ghost Puns
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.