Largest Jokes

I had four cans of alphabet soup.
Just had the largest vowel movement ever.
There once was a family, the Bigger’s.
There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and a son, baby Bigger. Which one was the largest?
The son, because he was a little Bigger.
Why are trees the largest plant? Because they are truly tree-mendous.
Which is the building is the largest? The library because it has the most stories.
I just found out that Mercedes is donating state-of-the-art street sweepers to some of the largest cities around the world to help fight littering.
They're calling it Mercedes-clenz.
Which was the largest Gladiator of them all?
Gluteus Maximus
Scientists have discovered what is believed to be the world's largest bed sheet.
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