Journey Jokes

What is a flower’s favorite Journey song?
Don’t stop be-leafing.
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
During our journey through the savanna grasslands, we kept track of time with the help of an hour-grass.
Over the long journey and having overcome many hardships together, the Pilgrims’ bonds strengthened and they all became pretty good Palgrims.
(we'll show ourselves out)
What's the difference between marriage and a Journey song? A Journey song has a climax.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire.