Joseph Jokes

“Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up.” - Joseph Barth
Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.
Franz Joseph constantly sour about everything because he was always Haydn.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
“They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it.” Joseph Addison.
"They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it." ~ Joseph Addison
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?