Jay Jokes

"The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families."
— Jay McInerney
What bird is blue and is great at taking a bath?
A scrub jay!
"Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being called Wall Mart Street." ~ Jay Leno
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)