Inner Jokes

I got in touch with my inner self today...That's the a last time I use 1-ply toilet paper
I have inner beauty.
And I have the video from my colonoscopy to prove it.
"My inner advisor is dying to heal me." - Astrid Alauda
Happy birthday twinkle toes
Your actual age no one knows
Your inner child is firmly out
Loving life not going without
And now another whole year older
Your bucket list is getting smaller
But everything that you have ticked
Is the same on my child’s wish list.
“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.”
Dave Barry