Ink Jokes

Puns

I work at an Ink company in Spain. Yesterday I held a Competition about our company’s history. But looks like no one wanted to be a part of the
Spanish Ink Quiz Session.

Writing Puns

Why did Shakespeare only write in ink?
Pencils posed an issue; 2B or not 2B?

Fairy Puns

My pen ran out of ink and an ink fairy in the shape of a squid appeared. He said if I let him eat my dinner of shrimp he'd help me out by giving me some ink. The deal smelled kind of fishy, but I needed to finish my homework.
So we did it squid pro quo.

Color Puns

While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!

Spain Puns

People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.

Pig Puns

Pig always have ink all over their faces because they live in a pen.