Ink Jokes

Puns

I work at an Ink company in Spain. Yesterday I held a Competition about our company’s history. But looks like no one wanted to be a part of the
Spanish Ink Quiz Session.

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Writing Puns

Why did Shakespeare only write in ink?
Pencils posed an issue; 2B or not 2B?

Fairy Puns

My pen ran out of ink and an ink fairy in the shape of a squid appeared. He said if I let him eat my dinner of shrimp he'd help me out by giving me some ink. The deal smelled kind of fishy, but I needed to finish my homework.
So we did it squid pro quo.

Pig Puns

Pig always have ink all over their faces because they live in a pen.

Color Puns

While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!

Spain Puns

People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.