Illness Jokes

Flight Puns

People who fall sick at the airport possibly end up with terminal illness.

Pizza Puns

Did you hear about the Italian chef with the terminal illness?
He pastaway. Now he’s just a pizza history.

Mole Puns

What illness kept Avogadro in bed for two months?
Mole-onucleosis

Computer Puns

Why did the man get so sad his computer had a virus?
It was a terminal illness.