Identical Jokes

I failed my Calculus exam because I was seated between two identical twins.
It was hard to differentiate between them.
Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mom only carries one baby photo in her wallet.
Because if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal.
If I ever had identical twin daughters, I'd name the first one Kate....
and the second one Duplikate.
I was walking along when I saw a pile of dog sh** on the side of the street, a little further on I saw an identical one.
That was a crazy deja poo.
"I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not." ~ Fran Lebowitz