Host Jokes

Koala Puns

What did the koala radio host say before going on a commercial break? “We’re going to take a small paws for our sponsors.”

Sports Pick Up Lines

I ain’t a personal trainer, but I can host a one-on-one workout !
We could do some cardio at your place

Boat Puns

I'm Going to Host a Boat Race.
The winner will get pasta. It will be called the Penne Regatta.

TV Puns

What do you call an Incarcerated late night TV show host?
Jimmy Felon.