Horror Jokes

I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
Two Blondes and a Car
Two blondes were exiting a restaurant when they discovered, to their horror, that they locked their keys in their car. The one blonde says to the other, "What do we do? Do we get a coat hanger and pick the lock?" The other one replied, "No, people will think we're trying to break in." The other one said, "Well do we get a knife and cut the rubber and pop the lock?" The other one answered," No, people will think we're too stupid to use the coat hanger." The other one said, "Well we better think of something quick because it's starting to rain and the sunroof is open."
What’s a potatoes favorite horror movie? The Silence of the Yams.
What is a cat’s favorite horror movie? The Purrrge!
The skeleton would love to see the latest horror flick, but he just doesn't have the guts for it.
"So I stepped away for like two seconds…” – the beginning of every parenting horror story." — Anonymous
I'm reading a horror story in Braille and something bad is about to happen...
I can feel it.
I am reading a horror story in Braille.
Someone is going die, I can feel it.
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'